I am the almighty King Shit. I am goal driven, focused, and determined. I run my own business and refuse to work for the man. I listen to heavy metal and work out daily. I'm cynical and stubborn but I like where it's gotten me. I'm probably one of the most loyal and trustworthy people you will ever meet. Over all, I am a chill person that likes to have a good time with friends.

Shit I Hate:
- Controversy for the sake of controversy
- Attention whores
- Pop music categorized as punk/metal because MTV says so
- People suddenly my friend when they need their PC fixed
- People that are constantly depressed and negative
- Small town cops that consider seat belt checks fighting crime
- Adults that act like goths,vampires,etc...
- Orange skinned, spikey haired, guidos that give NJ a bad name
- College prerequisites and the education system in general
- NJ drivers that DONT drive like they are from NJ (move it!)
- Jersey girl skanks that think their shit don't stink
- Snobby artists that consider themselves "enlightened"
- Alcohol free concerts with no tailgating allowed
- The Red Sox (suck it)
- Ozzfest no longer being a tour
- Mornings (anytime before 2 pm)
- Reality TV because it's more addicting than heroin
- Anyone offended by the above statements

Oh yea and I've been told I'm "the biggest smartass ever."

This is what I do all week: