Which is Worse?
>
>
>Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
>from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and
>got so
>mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
>
>Which is Worse?
>
>1) having your girlfriend find out you're married.
>2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
>3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
