Spankme's blog: "What women want and don't want."

Ok, men. You always want to know what a woman wants or doesn't want. I'm here to give you a little insite to what is in our minds.

1. If you insist on talking a good game for oral sex make sure you can back it up.  If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard, "I can go for hours" or "I love giving oral, so don't expect it to be quick" , I would be fucking rich.  I'm sorry guys, you may think you've been down for hours, but it's only been less than 5 minutes is a real disappointment.  Am I right ladies?  We (as women) know our stuff don't stink when we know a man is into oral.

2. Can't speak for all women, but me personally, I prefer a man who is shaved smooth or at least neatly trimmed down there.  And guys if you aren't walking with a big stick, please shave, because we don't like to have to search the jungle just to find a twig. Just saying.

3. And last but not least. Men, the boobs are attached. They will not come off no matter how hard you pull, twist, suck, or bite, so please have some consideration. We do have some feelings there.  So, if a woman hasn't told you that is a turn on have them roughly played with, DON'T do it.

Well, I hope this is helpful info. I wish you luck in getting laid.