1 My farts are very quiet...thank you very much. not so stinky Insanely stinky
2 If I laugh too hard, I fart....a lot. not so stinky Insanely stinky
3 In a fart contest, I always win. not so stinky Insanely stinky
4 I don't poot. Period. not so stinky Insanely stinky
5 My farts are so loud, I wake myself up sometimes. not so stinky Insanely stinky
6 My farts bubble. not so stinky Insanely stinky
7 I have to check my drawers after really good farts. not so stinky Insanely stinky
8 I proudly claim my farts. not so stinky Insanely stinky
9 My farts sound musical. (toot, toot, poot, to.to.to pooooot) not so stinky Insanely stinky
10 I think I killed somebody after lunch on Wednesday. (chili day) not so stinky Insanely stinky
11 Sometimes my farts sound squeeky. not so stinky Insanely stinky
12 I usually fart when I'm walking. not so stinky Insanely stinky
