Thanks to a friend who posted something I could use to while away the hours of my plague and entertain myself, I have decided to forego more reliable methods of divination to pursue my luck with new fangled technology. No more Tarot Cards, Astrology Charts or Palistry Sessions, I'm jumping into the internet age with my super duper Yahoo and Google 8 balls. So lets see what they think Tammy Needs today.
"Tammy needs to win." ( I couldn't disagree though specifics might be nice such as is it a wet T-shirt contest or the lotto.....Would prefer the lotto but if the prize money was good the wet t-shirt contest might not be bad)
"Ideally, Tammy needs an owner.(Will I get a squeky toy too?? LOL)
"Tammy needs a hero." (ohhh I like this one can you make him dark and mysterious as well as intellegent, loving, caring, romantic, and perferably single and not gay lol )
"What Tammy Needs To Know is a performance installation that incorporates autobiographical text, original music and audience interaction and asks the following questions: What is the difference between country music and performance art? What does a fifty five year old, trailer trash, ex-heterosexual, ex-famous country and western singer need to learn in order to become a contemporary lesbian performance artist?" ( I guess that is my answer for the previous statement....Give up on men become a lesbian LMAO It figures! )
"Tammy needs your help NOW!" (I'm not sure what I need help with but I sure am becoming demanding but maybe it has something to do with the lesbian thing lol)
"Tammy needs a sister." (My word my mother would be surprised....I know she wants little babies in the family again but I'm not sure this is what she has in mind lol )
"Tammy needs lots of room to play and will stay in a yard with only a three foot fence, she is very loyal and loving." (See guys I'm easy to please.... a big backyard and a fence is all you need to keep me LMAO.....My goodness seems that the squeaky toy might come in handy after all.)
"Tammy needs a shirt" (Wait how did google know i was sitting here in just my bra.....freaky...j/k)
"Tammy needs more opportunities to be creative" (Yes one I truely agree with)
"Tammy needs a caregiver" (Hmmm.....Yes, as with the hero make him dark and mysterious, intellegent and loving, caring, etc. )
"Tammy needs a new boyfriend" (Make up your mind boyfriend or lesbian can't be both lol)
"Tammy needs laid" (I couldn't agree more but I'm still not sure by who lol)
"Tammy needs to go" Well I guess that says it all
Ok so I'm off to bed for real this time. I'll post more when my coughing fit wakes me up again.
