((Got this from a friend LOL))
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, gHarry, what is your problem?�? Harry answered, gIfm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and Ifm smarter than she is! I think I should be in third-grade too!�? The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principalfs office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he has to go back to the first-grade. The teacher had agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: gWhat is 3 x 3?�?
Harry: g9
Principal: gWhat is 6 x 6?�?
Harry: g36
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, gI think Harry can go to the third-grade.�? The teacher says to the principal, gLet me ask him some questions!�? The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: gWhat does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry: gLegs.�?
Teacher: gWhat is in your pants that you have but I do not have?�? (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: gPockets.�?
Teacher: gWhat does a dog do that a man steps into?�?
Harry: gPants.�?
Teacher: gWhatfs starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?�? (The principalfs eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answerc.)
Harry: gCoconut.�?
Teacher: gWhat goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?�?
Harry: gBubblegum.�?
Teacher: gWhat does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?�? (The principalfs eyes open really wide againche was looking restlessc)
Harry: gShake hands.�?
Teacher: gNow I will ask some eWho am If sort of questions, okay?�?
Harry: gYup�?
Teacher: gYou stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.�? Who am I??
Harry: gA Tent.�?
Teacher: gA finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youfre bored. The best man always has me first.�? What am I?? (The principal was looking restless again and a bit tensec)
Harry: gA Wedding Ring.�?
Teacher: gI come in many sizes. When Ifm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good.�? What am I??
Harry: gA Nose.�?
Teacher: gI have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.�? What am I??
Harry: gAn Arrow.�?
Teacher: gWhat word starts with an eFf and ends in eKf that means a lot of excitement?�?
Harry: gFiretruck.�?
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, gPut this smart ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.�?
((How many did YOU get right? Or are you just a HUGE perv?!..... like myself. Haha))
