Ooh argh! You'd be a ruthless pirate!
Well, shiver me timbers, if you're not the most afeared pirate who ever sailed the high seas! We could try and be nice and say that you're not all bad, but we know that if ye were the captain of a ship of raucous savages ye wouldn't spend any time training 'em to explore their sensitive side. You'd be tacking across the shipping channels, boarding luxury cruise ships, ripping pearl necklaces off old ladies and making the cabaret singers walk the plank, (after stripping them of their credit cards and mobile phones of course). Long John Silver, Blackbeard and Captain Hook all have nothin' on ye when ye get a head of steam up. Just remember to always watch yer back for mutinies. In our experience it's always the quiet ones that ye have to watch!
