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Bear with me here. ++++ As was reported in the He sbj alth and Fitness ma mmw gazine, the m hwp e fp dications like Tra iv ma llc dol,V acg ia pe gra, Ci pf al mwe is, Am vu b wg ien & the new Vi vgx a ms g hj ra So ip ft Ta qh b il let provide people courage, excellent mood & self-confi diz dence. We decided to prove it in a practice. And the results, much to our astonishment, were excellent! All the testing people were happy to give back departed joys and vivacity. You are the next! Be sound of body and mind! ++++ This is from, er, Kriemhilde Glaser to murphy Enterp.. account of , well that is actually me and you do not need to know that because I get enough garbage. Anyway I copied and pasted it above and the result was even more funny than was in my box. This is obviously to a man so I guess my pseudonym email address being just initials and a surname is obviously very masculine sounding. Well that is the whole idea of a nom de plume as in the olden days when women were not allowed to be heard so, there, my fault for being so masculine sounding. It has to be said though that one of my real addresses, feminine sounding, still gets the rubbish and no one knows the original one or hubby would go ballistic. That is because everything goes through his tower, that is his computer, and he got fed up with all my horrorscoops going through him so he set up a rubbish bin account. Then when I needed answers from academia we thought of a brilliant name which got responses and answers to questions my real name did not. That is how it was born and has served me well until these pesky people flooded me with trash. I can adapt the name on email to block them out and will have to do that which means changing it with all who have it, legitimately, but then when we change servers from virgin to talk talk I will have to anyway. So, thank heavens for Yahooooooo. They have been a port in a storm because no one get rubbish to that due to no one knowing it. Oh, c'est la vive. Oh, I am not going down the French road, it is just an expression that has become sacrosanct in the English language, which sums up the whole situation. Such is life. Now I have lost the plot and cannot see so a quick cut and paste is in order. Oh yes, Kriemhilde Glaser, I cannot think of a shortie for that maybe Kilde Glaser, is that man or woman? I thought it was woman but who can say in this crazy world of made up names. It seems that Viagra was used by both men and women but had not the effect on women that it did on men, by that I mean the enjoyment bit, which is something that does not seem to bother women to that extent. Well, I don’t know about that because life is pretty much in need of enjoyment so this is why there is a new drug coming up for women. It is pink and rosy and no doubt called Shiagra although that could just be a made up name too. Who cares, especially when you do not want the stuff. Who needs drugs when a smile and shrug and a good sing song cure all ills. Yes, I do smile and sing although maybe not the latter very well. I do not care about that either, because what the ears cannot hear the mind does not care about. Shame I had to see that rubbish because the day was going so well after making , He who knows all masticate his tea well. It made the slaving hours over a stove worthwhile. I must remember to spice his life up more in future. Maybe I should forward these pesky adverts to him. Nah, maybe not because life is not that bad at all. I just need a grot once in a while or few hours!!!!
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