I just want to say that: I find it sad that the women on here have to tell guys not to send them pictures of their privates. I understand that you may be proud of it, but shouldn't you wait until you get a request? I also find it sad that guys have to ask for naked pics before they have even got to know the lady.
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso
Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige
I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter
Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley
In the city of York there's lass
Who will hitch up her dress when you pass.
If you toss her two bits
She will strip to the tits
And let you explore her bare ass.
Just in case I get busy; I wanted to wish all those fathers I know and all those fathers I don't know; a happy father's day. Only a real man can be a true father to their kid. This includes stepfathers, adoptive fahers and surrogate fathers. I raise my glass to you.
Today I put two videos in my stash that take a look at life from a couple of views. Love 'em or hate 'em; agree or disagree; you should have some kind of opinion. I would like to know what you think. I don't hold anyone's opinions against them.
First, some words of wisdom:
The politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.
Now for a dirty limerick:
There was a young fellow named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I admit
I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save!"
and last but not least a corny joke:
The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side.
"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.
The woman became quite angry and said "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented."
There you go
Here we go:
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
If you didn't like that, then here:
A friend is a person who does his knocking before he enters instead of after he leaves.
Now, some beautiful poetry:
There once was a lady from Arden
Who sucked off a man in a garden
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does it go?"
And she said, "(swallowing hard)I Beg your pardon?"
And here's a corny joke for you to part with:
She was a lovely girl. Our courtship was fast and furious - I was fast and she was furious.
ok ok one more joke:
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
That's it for today. Take a bite, chew, and swallow.
No matter how you slice it, it's still baloney.
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was much easier to talk her into staying over.
Why is it a mistake to date a necrophiliac?
He just wants you for your body.
I think you've been punished enough. :)
It is easier to preach virtue than to practice it.
Some people need to remember this before they talk about others. Now fo something extra:
A young woman got married at Chester
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her
Says she, "You're in luck,
He's quite a good f@*k,
For I had him myself down in Leicester
Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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