GDP GMAN's blog: "What I'm Thinking"

I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley

In the city of York there's lass Who will hitch up her dress when you pass. If you toss her two bits She will strip to the tits And let you explore her bare ass.

Just in case I get busy; I wanted to wish all those fathers I know and all those fathers I don't know; a happy father's day. Only a real man can be a true father to their kid. This includes stepfathers, adoptive fahers and surrogate fathers. I raise my glass to you.

Today I put two videos in my stash that take a look at life from a couple of views. Love 'em or hate 'em; agree or disagree; you should have some kind of opinion. I would like to know what you think. I don't hold anyone's opinions against them.

First, some words of wisdom: The politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does. Now for a dirty limerick: There was a young fellow named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, "I admit I'm a bit of a shit, But think of the money I save!" and last but not least a corny joke: The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side. "My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said. The woman became quite angry and said "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented." There you go

Here we go: If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. If you didn't like that, then here: A friend is a person who does his knocking before he enters instead of after he leaves. Now, some beautiful poetry: There once was a lady from Arden Who sucked off a man in a garden He said, "My dear Flo, Where does it go?" And she said, "(swallowing hard)I Beg your pardon?" And here's a corny joke for you to part with: She was a lovely girl. Our courtship was fast and furious - I was fast and she was furious. ok ok one more joke: The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. That's it for today. Take a bite, chew, and swallow.

No matter how you slice it, it's still baloney. simple enough There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s . Jokes I'm dating a homeless woman. It was much easier to talk her into staying over. Why is it a mistake to date a necrophiliac? He just wants you for your body. I think you've been punished enough. :)

It is easier to preach virtue than to practice it. Some people need to remember this before they talk about others. Now fo something extra: A young woman got married at Chester Her mother she kissed and she blessed her Says she, "You're in luck, He's quite a good f@*k, For I had him myself down in Leicester

Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.