I want someone who:
has tattoos
has piercings
appreciates my wackiness
will do something completely random with me, just because
writes poetry
will tell me to shut the fuck up when I take my obnoxiousness too far
will hold my hand
will take me to the park
will call me out on being a bitch
will do whatever it takes to make me smile when I'm sad or pissed at them
will randomly drop by and surprise me at work
corrects my spelling and grammar
will take me to shows even if they can't stand the band
isn't afraid to tell me when I look like shit
will let me dye their hair, but I wouldn't trust me to cut it
will cuddle me when I'm sick
will watch cheesy movies with me and then quote them later coughdirtydancingcough
will rock out to Hanson with me, even if they won't admit it to anyone else
is as easily amused as I am
appreciates the brilliance of the lovely Eddie Izzard
will watch Boondock Saints with me eight million times
will resort to childish name calling when we fight
will hold me during a thunderstorm
will sing cheesy 80s metal ballads to me
isn't afraid to sing said ballads to me in public
will kill spiders for me, even if it's the middle of the night
will bring me sunflowers for my birthday
will play with my hair when I can't sleep
won't mind if I run my fingers through their hair, even if they just did it
knows how I like to be kissed
will refer to me as their girl
will camera whore it up with me
isn't afraid to take a chance
will let me do their make-up
