1. You & Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Jesus does, he has all that money from the church. Actually I think the restaurant should be paying him because he turned our water into wine, and he put bread and fish on the table.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country & adopt an alias. What is it?
Max Power
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
South Dakota
4. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you wanna try?
lesbian sex
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Luke, So I can slice and dice everything nice with my light saber.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
I basically got everything I wanted.
7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
1) Julianna Margulies (its that long curly hair)
2) Brigid Brannagh (again it’s the long curly hair.)
3) Minnie Driver
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
being unfaithful
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
there isn’t any
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I was half sleeping and talking to my buddy Marco trying to stay awake and out of nowhere I say “Xanadu”
11. You're sentenced to death & it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Hairy Sushi, nothing like some good catfish to make my nature rise one last time. (For all you young’ns out there yes I am talking about pussy.)
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Sleep for more then 5 hours on a daily basis.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
China
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
A trip to China to see the Great Wall
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
A Panther
16. A drug you'll never try?
any drug other then weed
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
A cat preferably Panther or Tiger
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Patricia
20. First celebrity crush?
Valerie Bertinelli
23. Favorite breakfast?
sausage, eggs scrambled hard, hash browns, grits, and buttered English muffin
24. Favorite parody movie?
Shawn of the Dead
25. Worst way to die?
getting fucked in the ass by a silver back gorilla, and if I didn't die from that, I'd kill myself cuz the shit I would get from my friends and family would be unbearable (I have to agree with Bill on this one.)
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Severed Limb
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
Cut on the top of my forehead.
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Granny Cooking homemade Macaroni and Cheese
29. Sport you hate the most?
Synchronized swimming
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Honolulu
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
how a woman thinks
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
actor- John Malkovich
actress- Julianna Margulies
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Can we just be Friends
34. What makes an awesome party?
friends, music or movies
35. What's your material obsession?
DVDs and Comics
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
Being a Large man
37. Favorite kind of dog?
don't have a favorite
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
I don’t have one
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I don’t do either of those things.
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
The entire DragonBall Z Series on VHS
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
I don’t Drink
43. It's Saturday at 3am where are you?
Out in the street somewhere If I’m not at work.
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Female - Tanya
Male – Marco
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Working Computer Operations for a hospital.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being Rita’s Kitchen Bitch
47. Favorite cereal?
Peanut butter Crunch
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I almost snapped my Sister’s neck for push our grandmother.
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
modern Day Pimp
