Two Difficult questions (think hard)
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, 3 who were
deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you
recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are
the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
had
two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates
would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for
the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember:
Amateurs... built the ark.
Professionals... built the Titanic.
And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 3 have done time for assault
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
in
line.
