This is a continuation of part 1 on my campaign for President.
-The 4th of July, my favorite holiday. Okay, too many restrictions have been placed on the explosives manner of this holiday. Alright, I'mma lay it out right quick:
There shall be no restrictions on the type of fireworks that can be used for the celebration of this holiday. BUT!!!! Some of y'all know I am a firefighter.. so, if there is a burn ban enacted, there will be at LEAST somewhere to light them off, with fire crews standing by. We don't want the whole fucking place burning down, but at least people will get to have fun, celebrate, and all that goodness. I'm not saying set them off wherever, especially if there's a Red flag Warning in effect (look it up, i ain't your search engine), but the citizens should be albe to light some up. I can't let it get too lax, lest someone burns their entire state down. Then people will be homeless and there will be kids without a place to crash and play video games and play and such, and I can't have that.. but hell, we need to have some fun.
-I am enacting a Native American History Month. Yes, there's a week, but nobody really knows when it is. NDNs have gone way too long without recognition, and even though I can't undo all the broken treaties, i want to start to make it right. Oh BTW, if you vote for me, i will be the first Oglala Lakota in office.
-Shady politicians. Fuck them. All those made of money assholes are out of office, and everybody needs to elect someone real. Someone hardworking. Not some made of money motherfucker that thinks he knows what's best for the country as he's kicking back, smoking a cuban cigar, and using taxpayer money to have some filipino prostiture jerk him off on some tropical isle. Elect that hardcore old marine that was in Vietnam and is still a smartass and knows his shit. We need more dudes like that in office. Someone that has really been there and done that. Not some suit that doesn't even know how to change his own tire.
-Religion. Don't look at me, man. Y'all do what you do. Worship the nutsack of the creppy guy in the alley for all I care. Just don't be killing people over it. Oh, that brings me to...
-Them goofy assholes that go to Fallen Servicemember's funerals and protest. Saying it's 'God's was of punishing the country for letting gay people have rights'. Fuck them. I say if a servicemember falls in the line of duty, his or her battle buddies should be able to carry their weapons and take them out. Yeah this sort of shit rubs me the wrong way. I wonder how these fools would like it if I assembeled a unit just to go and protest THEIR loved ones' funeral? In fact, I think I will.
Hell, It's late. Even a future presidential candidate needs her sleep. I'll have more later.
