Catholic Protestant Christian Jewish Muslim Scientologist Seventh-Day Adventist Mormon Buddhist Hindu Kabbalah Krishna Agnostic Atheist Fascist Anarchist Republican Democrat Green Libertarian Communist Socialist Conservative Liberal Reactionary Radical Gen-X Gen-Y Juggalo Punk Mod Geek Nerd Prep Jock Goth Skater Theater-kid Straight Gay Bi Transgender Black White Hispanic Asian Indian Native-American Middle-Eastern self-proclaimed bastard child. Artist poet dreamer doer leader follower philosopher musician constant skeptic ever-open self-contradiction tiptoeing through the garden scattering seeds of whatever this world needs and singing songs of nonsensical gibberish. Some set out to simply teach. I strive to learn and let learn. I LOVE MUSIC. Classic rock & progressive, old punk none of that new shit, real talent, minimal power chords, please no pop or country! Opera's great, rap's alright, tho nobody knows what I get from listening to that... SELF PROCLAIMED POET LAUREATE OF MY TOUR BUS which means jack shit considering my mates couldn't write their way out of a paper bag. I write, tho. Judge for yourself.MAD ART SKILLZ thats right I'm an artist and no that's not just an excuse for being poor and acting weird. Don't believe me? Well.. well... TOO BAD EARS AND A SHOULDER I've got a terrible reputation as a guy. I actually listen. and I'm soft and cuddly. I swear to god I'm not just trying to pick up chicks with that line. I'LL THINK OF MORE LATER Peace out.