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1. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects...
3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
4. There are only 2 4 letter words that are offensive to men, 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together...
5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but nest to the best thing on earth...
6. There are 3 stages in a man's life, Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly...
7. Virginity can be cured...
8. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity...
9. Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand...
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep w/ the enemy...
11. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!
12. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was Happy with the thing...
