Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Little Rock Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding!
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
ARKANSAS ' LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
