Rope, duct tape, handcuffs, chloroform, gloves, mask, sanitizer. See officer, just my covid 19 supplies in my car for going to work. Starting to wonder if Im ‘essential’ or just a test subject:/ Im utilizing all my halloween masks, they may not be recommended but people stay away from me:p I wonder if Monday ever wakes up and says “fuck, its Meday again” I think I’d have to question the logic behind using masks that say ‘Made in China’ on them. If Im allegedly ‘essential’ then I dont wanna ever have to pay taxes again:p I think I’ll try to fight against the Covid by using 120proof sanitizer tonight:p If you run out of masks try substituting a plastic bag over your head bwahahahahaha I’m ‘status challenged’ :p Tits!...hmm, seems like as good a status as any. *doesn’t play well with others* Someone asked if I ever tried speed dating, I said nyahh I dont do meth. I’m not around much.................you’re welcome:p I thought I had 99 problems, until I remembered I had alcohol, problems solved:P Damn!! Ya’ll are still here?!?:P I know I havent been around much, consider yourselves lucky bahaha Too much going on in rl for me to spend more than a couple minutes here. But I still perv, er, love, my fam lol *insert tasteless sarcastically rude and appropriately laced with expletives status here* Thanks *sipping coffee and wondering if I can get a restraining order against Monday for stalking* |