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Hello, thanks for dropping by. My name is Darin and I am a bit of an extroverted introvert, lots of me time in my head, sometimes quiet, sometimes I don't shut up but the gears are always turning analyzing and deciphering. I can be a goof, a dink, a dork, a tard, a helmet wearing window licker or whatever name there is but I just live to have fun coz we're only here once, so grab a shopping cart and ride it around the store, do you really care what a bunch of strangers think anyway? I am 5'8" without the heels, wait what??
I am just a goofy flirt but very much a romantic at heart. I will hold the door, hold your hand, hold you up for all to see, hell I'll even hold your purse as long as it doesn't clash with what I'm wearing.
I have a huge heart and its displayed prominently across my forehead ( coz on the sleeve is too cliche ) and it can, will, and does get me into trouble. I can be a bit gullible and trusting in people so please don't come at me with BS or games, I just like to meet people and see what they're all about y'know? I may or may not talk much to you but if you're interesting make no mistake I can and will talk and the majority of it may ( who am I kidding ) it WILL be laced with sarcasm, and not the thinly veiled kind so give me sarcastic flippant retorts and we'll get along fine.
People always point it out so I will tell you I have a weird form of heterochromia, two different colored eyes, but only one that stays the same color, green, while the other is like a mood ring and can be blue, green, brown or hazel depending on circumstances so if I'm talking with you in public and you start staring I'll know why, I'm used to it.
I could really give a rats ass less about this game so shower me with 1's, block me, bitch slap me, flip me off, whatever trips your trigger or if you haven't already formed an uneducated opinion about me and want to know more stop on by, one of my voices may talk to you. Oh lighten up, its a bipolar joke, I'm not really schizophrenic...am I? am I?

NO SALUTE NO ADD!!! Sheesh it only takes a minute to prove who you are, if you dont have one then catfish on somewhere else and quit fkn friend requesting me! Bahahahahaha

"NOT YO BLING BLING DADDY!!!"

FAVE SAYINGS:
"Pull the stick outta your ass"
"Its not giving up control to let someone know how you feel"
"Bite my shiny metal ass - Bender
"Even Superman has his kryptonite"

Fritz Perls Gestalt therapy Prayer:

"I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
and you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I,
and if by chance we find each other, its beautiful.
If not, it cant be helped.




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