MBHarleyMan's Status |
We now live in a society where it's more important to delete history than making it. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. I'm back... computer fixed!!! Computer issues... will be back ASAP When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team. I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. They used to time me with a stopwatch... now they use a calendar. You can easily judge the character of a person by how they treat those who can do nothing for them. You can easily judge the character of a person by how they treat those who can do nothing for them. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others. When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. Take my advice — I'm not using it. Headed out of town Friday 3/1 and will return on Wednesday 3/6.. Will return all likes, comments, and comments when I return. Ya'll play nice. Know why mermaids wear seashells? Because they outgrew their B-Shells 😂 |
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