OKCupid keeps trying to match me up with some real "winners"...I guess I shouldn't have answered all those bio questions while I was drinking!! :- O

Mirror, Mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?!

The lady at Kohls asked me if I needed any help finding anything... You should have seen the look on her face when I told her that they were out of toilet paper in the fitting room!

Perhaps the reason Ken never smiled is because Barbie's knees didn't bend... I'm just saying! :- )

Whenever I turn to look you're not there, So why do I feel your presence everywhere?

There is so much to see and do here around DC, all that's missing is you to enjoy it with me! :- )

Anybody live near the DC area that wants to help me build an ark? if this rain don't stop soon!

I remember that sunset and the feeling of holding you close and I smile deeply :- )

I don't want no trouble with the fuzz but how do I get a "Pimp Out"?

What a long strange week it's been...I'm such a rebel, I feel like running with scirrors! :- )

You're the best thing that ever happened to me!...what are you? :- )

Great! It's snowing again!! Grrrr....

I'm saving my last "11" for the gurl that can make me laugh ;- )

I should become a Geologist because you rock my world! :- )

she's definately cute, but then when I put my glasses on she's adorable!

I like someone who thinks she's cute!

The sun is up and so am I, Time to get outside instead of watchin the day pass me by :- )

We are under a "tornado watch". Does that mean we should go outside and look up?

My son saw me with my shirt off and told me that I should be on the Discovery Channel show "Finding Bigfoot"!

Up for the late show...