You are the reason that I smile :- )

my day is made the moment you smile at me...

Happy Easter, take your sweet bunny and enjoy a feaster :- )

Happy New Year, Happy Old Me!

If you're Happy and you know it...?

the best day of my life is the one with you in it! :- )

I can't do to my do what you do to your do can you?

oops I did it again!

I don't get on this site very much it's true, but when I do I am always thinking of you :- )

it's the weekend, let's see how much fun I can have that I won't remember come Monday! :- )

confucius say... "one who drop cell phone in toilet end up talking shit"

9 degrees and no snow, what kind of winter is this?

Okay, I am in FLA for the next week. If someone wants to meet up and have a laugh or two just let me know.

Is anyone on here really looking to meet someone for a real meaningful relationship?

she said that she would be all mine and love me till the end, but when I wispered in her ear I lost another friend oooh....

she said that she would be all mine and love me till the end, but when I wispered in her ear I lost another friend!

Why must the mustard bottle pee a little on my hot dog before dispensing any mustard?

Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them!

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco...They have years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a Costco membership.

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by running from the cops!