I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.

Could I get a pimpout from one of my lovely friends or family?

Raise your words, not your voice. Flowers are grown with rain, not thunder.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I yell "Do a flip!"

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Try to act like it!

I propose a toast to the booze that makes most of you seem tolerable!

Therapy may help but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper.

Hoping for the best, prepared for the worst, and unsurprised by anything in between.

Women don't want to hear what you think. They want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

If you could read my mind I am pretty sure you would be traumatized for life.

Life is not waiting for the storm to pass. It is learning to dance in the rain.

I heard you can make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I'm confused. What is leftover wine?

Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.

OK all you Noobs. I need you to get me hammered! So if your name is in green, I promise to be a VERY loving drunk ;)

You can only say "WTF?" so many times a day, until you decide to just start drinking.

I can't hide what I've done. Scars remind me of just how far that I've come. To whom it may concern, only run with scissors when you want to get hurt.

Layin' out in the midday sun. Tryin' so hard not to run. Looking out at the deep blue sea. I guess it's just the gypsy in me.

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”

I guess it is back to reality for me. Uuhg!!

My main squeeze, JMBellas needs secret admirers to level. Why don't you ladies slide on over and show him some love. He and I will be sure to RTF. Hugz to all...