Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.

( . Y . ) you have been flashed. Don't you feel special?

Seduce my mind and you can have my body.

Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

I would give you a real piece of my mind, if I hadn't taken it out to play with and forgot where I put it.

Quarter moon in a ten cent town. Time for me to lay my heartaches down.

Suffering from a bad case of "fuckitall". Be back much later.

I do not spew profanities. I take my time and enunciate them properly. After all, I am a fucking lady!

I don't regret the bridges I have burned. I regret that some of the people I left behind weren't on those bridges.

Dear, Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

We are all in the same game; just different levels. Dealing with the same Hell; just different devils.

As I got older, the monsters crept from under my bed to inside my head.

Would really love it if you Newbies would figure out how to send drinks or Fubar would give me credit for what I have already gotten. Really need to level!

She decided to free herself, dance into the wind, create a new language. And birds fluttered around her, writing "yes" into the sky.

I am proficient in three languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity

I really WANT to like people but they're just so fucking stupid!

Keep talking. I'm diagnosing you.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.

I'm mentally celibate. I don't give a fuck.

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the wind longs to play with your hair.