Your home alone in the middle of the night! You Hear a Fart! Would you be scared or laugh?

bored bored bored

I have been level 19 for ever... never have my buzz up when they check... what the hell!

Dear Santa, I plead the fifth...no wait, I drank it!

Don't try and impress people... your condom shouldn't fit like a pair of sweat pants!

Old people at wedding always poke me and say "you're next" so, I am going to start doing the same thing to them at funerals!

Lead me not in to temptation... Oh hell...just fallow me...I know a shortcut!

Dude Buzzfest rocked!!! Here was the lineup... MAIN STAGE thelastplaceyoulook - 1:20 to 1:50 Filter – 2:20 to 2:50 ... Evans Blue – 3:20 to 4:00 Everlast – 4:35 to 5:20 Chevelle – 5:55 to 7:00 Staind – 7:40 to 8:40

dude, I don't care how big her tits are I have to dump her. She shit in my shower!

I need some excitement!

LLazy day...

Wouldnt it be great if gravity and age did to a penis what it does to boobs?