Life has decided to take the scenic route for once. I'm gonna kick back and take it all in...for once.

Rêve comme si tu vivras toujours. Vivez comme si vous allez mourir aujourd'hui.

Life has a knack for throwing curve balls at me. Oh well... bring on the wine!

Trying to piece together last night's shenanigans. This could be bad..

"I'm sorry, I'm not in 'high demand' like you are"- This is why I love my best friend.

Men are sluts. The end.

You win this round, Jameson.

I am who I am, and thats all that I am.

Operation "ditch stage-5 clinger" is in effect. I'm such a great friend.

there will be no humpin' on humpday.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

I love my mom. She calls me a lush and hands me a beer. Happy Mothers day to me!

Well.. Tequila was a good idea at the time..

If I wanted to see a penis, I'd watch porn.

Stage 5 clinger averted. Yikes.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Jameson was my boyfriend last night. I swallowed multiple times, and he didn't kick my ass for it this morning. Now thats love.

Food for thought: If you can't respect yourself, what makes you think others will respect you?

Live well. Laugh often. Love much.

Dear stage 5 clingers, Please stay away. Thank you! Signed- the management.