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Who's Leg Do I Gotta Hump To Get a Drink Around Here???
Aug 19, 2012comment
Who's Leg Do I Gotta Hump To Get a Drink Around Here???
Aug 16, 2012comment
Who's Leg Do I Gotta Hump To Get a Drink Around Here???
Aug 11, 2012comment
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Aug 10, 2012comment
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
Aug 8, 2012comment
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
Aug 7, 2012comment
I need drinks...
Aug 7, 2012comment
Some People Just Need A Sympathetic Pat on The Head...With A Hammer
Aug 5, 2012comment
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Aug 2, 2012comment
Been Gone For Awhile, Anything Happen I Should Know About?
Aug 1, 2012comment
I have a bit of a buzz problem. I DON"T HAVE ONE!!
Jul 17, 2012comment
Need some drinks, Buzz meter is DRY!! Please Help
Jul 15, 2012comment
Need some Drinks
Jul 8, 2012comment
Thank you mycologyluvr
Jul 3, 2012comment
I need a shitface
Jul 3, 2012comment
Now I feel Better, Thank You DJ Tattoogirl
Jun 29, 2012comment
Wow, My Buzz meter is Dry. How did this happen?
Jun 29, 2012comment
Drinks??
Jun 23, 2012comment
236k points to level up, Help please
Jun 17, 2012comment
Drinks
Jun 16, 2012comment
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