Money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in my private jet

striking down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering

stricking down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering

I'm too sexy for my fat

sigh...

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract

Jefferson I think we are lost

Thank you R.E.M. for all the wonderful music and all the great memories. Gonna play 'Fables of the Reconstruction'

Dwn wth vwls

Last guys finish nice

Boldly going nowhere...

A face unclouded by thought

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach

Don’t sweat petty things…or pet sweaty things.

about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.

Ugh...shoot me now!

Hurricane preparedness kit includes: Coffee, beer, cigarettes and cheese slices. I am ready for the long haul :D

People are going absolutely NUTTS over the oncoming hurricane. I hope Zombies rise from the earth. At least then they will really have something to go nuts over.

Sorry about what happens later

This status is 100% organic