Gravy is an underrated condiment

I went from liking Air Supply to needing air supply.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and Mimes!

If you don’t believe me, I made it up.

Oooooh Its snowing cause JoJo wanted it that way! :D

Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors

The voices in my head are slurring their words :P

Anyone need any house remodeling? :P

My minions can take out your minions.

My genius is like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

My genius is like liightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

Shhh… I’m in my happy place

I’m not completely useless… I can be used as a bad example

I am fluent in 3 different languages: 1) English 2) Sarcasm 3) Profanity

Passed on the hwy tree removal trucks from Alabama today. The dig out from the storm continues...

“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are real.” - Abraham Lincoln

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Excuse me while I change into something more formidable