List of best snacks for weight loss - 1.Rice cakes 2.Caulking 3.Water 4.Cough syrup 5.Tobacco

Drinks please!

I need a buzz!

Wish I could find a desk organizer that looks like a bottle of Jack Daniels but really it is a bottle of Jack Daniels. How about it, Walmart?

I know what you're thinking. "What's his secret?"

Good morning

I'm drinking as hard as I can

(sigh)

Even people who sit on their behinds make a difference in this world. They 'lower the bar' so people who do very little can step over it easier.

I need a buzz

I say true beauty is found only deep inside a person, and not physical appearance. Try seeing that in a profile. On the other hand there's some nice cleavage pics around!

List of best snacks for weight loss - 1.Rice cakes 2.Caulking 3.Water 4.Cough syrup 5.Tobacco

Is it the weekend yet?

Please comment on my blast. I need to reach a new level. Of self-esteem.

Trying to meet some new and exciting people.

It's amazing how much respect people will give you if you address them politely. And wear a tuxedo and carry a microphone.

I'm available for life coach

I've watched the video of the cat saving a kid from a dog. Now What?

This Sunday, remember to give a gift to the person who provided you with the most important gift of all - your cable provider.

Well that was a useless health quiz. Dr Oz, I live on pepto bismol, ibuprofen, Yuengling lager, and burgers, and I can beat your behind in any sport.