When my friend suggested I watch Steel Magnolias, I learned a lot about myself. I learned I watch way too many movies.

There are times we all need to look at ourselves in the mirror, and make a commitment to clean that glass.

what I hate about buffets is there's always some parents just letting their kid scream and I'm not at a good angle to throw food at him.

Hey any of you guys use the e-cigs? Because I was thinking of taking up smoking and they look like a good way to break into the habit.

Having a very difficult week but I will be here when I can, as I need my friends.

"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us" - Charles Bukowski

My former boss used to tell me, "Remember! Nothing is etched in stone!" I think of that every time I visit his grave site.

If I had a super power I would want the ability to feed hungry people all around the world. Right behind the ability to see thru clothes.

My 2 younger sisters were adults before they knew there's a prize in Cracker Jacks.

My 2 younger sisters were adults before they new there's a prize in Cracker Jacks.

I just need one drink from one new member to level!

New members - please leave me a comment.

I need comments from new people!

I smile because I want everyone to smile with me. Because then the joke would be on them. Because I'm just smiling to invoke my will upon them.

He distinctly said, "to blave".

I wonder if Anna Gram abbreviates her name AG?

I dropped 1,689 spots yesterday. C'mon people! You're better than that!

that's all I have to say about that.

I need family adds. I mean in real life. My current family kinda sucks.

Some of these noob's profile pics, you just know you're going to get invited to their yahoo cam show