unexpected visit from brudder. asks whatcha been up to? o, witchcraft. he says I love you unconditionally and want only the best in the universe for you. I said relax -I summoned a demon and poof * here u are! hysterical laughter n gud timez

it smells like weed in here....could be just me...

today I'll be shining my brass bells...that's why it's a lookin all glittergasm in here...

this porn (50's western TV series) is makin me......glad society has calmed down on the heavy polyester. btw more nekid is better. sorry it's not my turn to speak at the fuanomomymous meeting. oo. 3rd floor

don't sweat the petty things n don't pet the sweaty things - which means if ya live in fla, everything kinda sweaty for next few months

Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook? Sigh. 2nd hand store...takes nachos, sits in corner

Cancer sux. that's not all, but right now, that's all...

Fyi...keep feedin me them bbq pork n beans while I'm drunk bc it's just gonna end up...shitty...js. :)

Monday is difernt fer evrabody...it's just another day...I'm gonna be...sweat soup again..eewww clothes

Blustery day, gorgeous out...

If ur neighbors wake ya up at 430am to use ur phone n u hear em at war n then they're fightin in ur yard....caint I shoot em both??

If it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe, iddaben married alongtimago-where didja come from where didja go...u squatted n airfiddled.....

What's burnin on the stove??

My poor girl, got her titties sunburnt...good thing I gots aloe... ;)

Everybody was fungfoo fighting...but it's just me assembling the mail order pipelayinurmom 5000...just get me the fkn glue

Heat index of 103°....I think I'm gonna be dehydrated just forever!!! Fkna

Always a nice surprise when ur a victim of identity theft. Yep. Lucky u, this' only damn password I memembereded

Man, I don't even know where to begin...1st thing; imma kick her fkn ass...

Family from outta town, fkd up my flow n time....but it'll b straight n about a week. Why caint I find my clothes?? How'd my hair get all tangled n that park bench? THAT IS NOT MY MUG SHOT!!

Wonderful day!!! Or is all the gummies I been gobblin up?? Bwahaha