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Interesting conversations lately. Like when did washin ur paws and scrubbin that ass NOT become proper? And if I step back to give the people ahead of me room and step on you...GET OFF ME -or at least pull my hair for fox sake...hhhhhhh
May 24, 2020comment
Wow.....just wow
Apr 6, 2020comment
What I been doin? Layin in a field of clover-gotta be a few 4 leafs in here. Traumatized by seeing my sister’s baby daddy mama = ex mother in law; asked where her grandkids’ mom was. Gets outta prison in 8 days n needs picked up. I guess she ain’t gonna do it either....
Mar 6, 2020comment
I don’t know what I’m doin but I’m never gonna stop...hope everyone is havin a good start with the new year!
Jan 11, 2020comment
It would appear, my dearest friends-that I've gotten my tinsel in a tangle with these damn blinkin bulbs on a blasted string...just plug it in aready...😊
Dec 10, 2019comment
Ye caint always get what u want...but if ya try sometimes...ya git what ya neeedddddd
Jul 27, 2019comment
Show of hands-who REALLY enjoyed the fireworks this year? 🖑🖐 still got mine n doin fine...where's Margaritaville?
Jul 6, 2019comment
Reeks of BBQ n beer in here....and skunky weed!!!!
Jun 6, 2019comment
My gf at the bar-guy tells her, "lemme see them big titties"-she tosses him her prosthetic implant n says "just wash it when ur done." Damn GreyGoose
May 6, 2019comment
Every bunny was kungfooo fightin...over that funny grass...kaff kaff PPP damn bogart
Apr 6, 2019comment
Red Robin.....Yuuuummmmm
Dec 12, 2018comment
I truly will cry when horrible mr winter comes to fla...means layerin n findin clothes all over house n yard...fk that...sigh of depression only tequila can cure.....
Oct 16, 2018comment
My poor girlie girl:she gave dude 2nd chance n otw home after weekend escape-he tells her that he was with someone else, but used a condom, so it's ok...fkn jerk
Oct 14, 2018comment
Ain't it my luck to find a sugarfree daddy....the van said free candy but all i got was a breast exam....just dammitman damn
Oct 6, 2018comment
where've I been? I was just wanderin n got all um...tied up....wink
Aug 6, 2018comment
don't believe in fear. don't believe in pain. don't believe in anyone you can tame. all u had u wasted..alluhaduwasted STUPID GIRL
Jul 9, 2018comment
anyone else gettin their grimoir shined prepped in liu of hallows eve? jk I've been pimpin butterflies.....bwahahahaha
Jul 8, 2018comment
defeated mother nature twice this week via heavy thunderstorms BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET CLOTHES DRIED ON LINE...small victories
Jul 5, 2018comment
always a damn line for the bathroom....
Jul 4, 2018comment
hic hic burp....one mur red what n burrrrr
Jul 3, 2018comment
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