if I was a little teapot, short and stout, I'm not sure if this would be my handle or my spout. I guess it would depend on how pissed off she was, huh?

in case you were unaware, I say ridiculously silly shit on the interwebs...this being no exception at present. that'll be all....as you were!

Today I'm being served golden brown with a hint of citrus and sage.

Ok I thought "Loco" was like a flavor or something ...like cocoa. So the girls were speaking in spanish code words for crazy?? I think yummy is a waaaay better spanish code word for loco anyhow!!

I forgot about easter. ... but after Easter, NO testing me positive for babies on mother's day!

They better not start testing me positive for babies for mother's day again this year. You ladies and your crazy baby making parts!

NVM...issue resolved. :p

I'm not wearing green today. So if any of you Irish ladies out there wanna correct my bad behavior...

I'll be in Naples, Florida tomorrow morning for McShenanigans :)

NO?? ...Tough crowd.

I realized that I was a "white supremacist" last night when I ordered a pizza! ...I'm so ashamed...I ordered a white pizza...(sighs) with EVERYTHING on it.. a white supreme pizza! And Pizza Hut ENABLED me!!

Happy fusday two's day!!

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This is my cure for boredom. That's bad Winters suck out here

I can't wait to get tf out of this cold weather!!!

Good morning Foobsters and foobettes! Today is Tuesday, the laziest day of the week. That's why when they were deciding on the name they were so lazy all they did was put an S in "Today" and "call it a day". AHHH..you see what I did there?

Fakt: Laque uv secks cawziz rilly poar speling ind whoreable grammur in mayle tast subjekts.

...and here, I've been spelling innocent wrong this whole time... so retracted statement: I'm NOT innocent, I'm indecent..sorry for the inconvenience. I'll try to be more accurate in the future.

I do bad things to good girls and good things to bad girls. That's like diversity and equality. That's how balance works.

I drank so much coffee this morning I'm about to bite my other ear off!!