I'm not really real ... I'm just a pigment of your exaggeration.

Don't I look so perrrrty in my profile pic???

When your government wages a war on information against you, it's your intellectual responsibility to vet everything they they decide that they need you to know...if not, you're voluntarily making yourself as dumb as they NEED you to be. Remember Fascism is the Totalitarian merger of Government and major Corporations to impose an authorization police state on its tax extorted citizens. Anger and fear are the means. (Demagoguery- COVID, racism, sexism...let's just simply this and say "ist" ,"ism" and "phobia" are the weaponized clown fodder that supremacists use to keep you divided while you battle each other by voting each other's rights into the hands of supremacist national and world leaders) that's why the word that government's fear most is "resist". Hence, why they want you "resisting" each other and foolishly looking to them to solve it FOR YOU. Reminder: ALL OF the world's emergencies and crises were created by the "experts" ...the same "experts" that have yet to solve even ONE of them. Government C

Happy Independence Day to everyone who's not a US Govt dependent. ...which excludes about 70% of the countries outside of the US. The US spends TRILLIONS in "foreign aid" on countries to countries who's government's have fucked up THEIR economies as bad as the current administration is trying to accomplish here. Remember people, The founding fathers won a war for our independence on this day in 1776. This country EXISTS because of the greatest "insurrection" in history. Don't let Democrats cheapen the word by referring to the police guided your of the capital on 1/6/21 as an insurrection...the ACTUAL insurrection happened 2 weeks later. Trump won and everyone knows it. Happy Independence Day...let's make it a double.

what's up with everyone and the cartoon filter?

...I don't know, maybe it was the roses....all I know, I couldn't leave her there. ((√√)};=

I'm not a monkey anymore, I've been reassigned to "a little teapot" duty...only thing is, my handle and my spout are the same. I dunno what that means but I don't wan't it broke off.

New puppy is taking up all my free time. :)

Honor those who sacrificed their lives so you didn't have to sacrifice your life, liberty and your pursuit of happiness. If you can't acknowledge that simple fact, then you aren't trying to pursue life, liberty or happiness, you're just pursuing others' misery. Or to paraphrase- their slavery. Read that again.

I'm still a monkey

I'm a monkey.

Happy mother's day to all the mom's and future mom's of Futopia

i made my daughter's dog a Tinder account. And there's creepy dudes that want to hook up with her. I didn't realize that this type of degeneracy was openly celebrated.

Welcome to clownworld. Where the internet is more logical than reality.

Some people don't understand that it's NOT a "day off" if you have to do anything besides other people.

ok so I figured it out... if "Protective sports gear for a guy is called a "cup" then protective gear for a girl should be called a "goblet" right? ...I still kinda like "clam shell" too though .

I just wanted to say Happy Easter to the Christian Brothers and sisters out there and to everyone else, I hope you have/had a great weekend.

happy weekending!!

I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be in this year yet. Where TF is 2019 when you need it?

suuuuuuuuundaaaaaaaayyyy...ugh