We all have that one smart mouth friend..... Oh wait … That's me

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I stopped fighting with my inner demons... We're on the same side now :@

If I offend you: 1. I apologize. 2. I will try to tone it down. 3. 1&2 are lies. 4. I actually don’t care.

My scars tell a story... They are reminders of when life tried to break me but failed

C is for the courage I possess through the drama H is for the hurt but it's all for the honor A is for my attitude working through the patience Money comes and goes so the M is for motivation Gotta stay consistent, the P is to persevere The I is for integrity, innovative career The O is optimistic, open and never shut And the N is necessary cause I'm never giving up

I am at the age where my brain goes, ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to, ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens.’

Talking behind my back puts you in a good position to kiss my ass ߒ

If I’m sarcastic when I talk to you, it’s either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you, or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it. Good luck figuring out which one.

I googled " who gives a damn " ... My name wasn't in the search results

Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho....

Are they still 'BAD HABITS' if I like them?

BREAKING NEWS: The pity train has just derailed at the intersection of SUCK IT UP & MOVE ON, and crashed into we ALL have problems, before coming to a complete stop at GET THE HELL OVER IT! Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting live from QUITCHUR BISHIN

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not oblivious to what's going on, I'm just a professional avoider of drama, whining and bullshhhh.

WARNING: My bish switch was installed without a filter. Not responsible for hurt feelings or egos.

If you're not feeding me fuqin me or financing me stay the fuq out of my business

Don't like me?.... Have a seat with the rest of the bishes waiting for me to give a fuq

Talking behind my back puts you in a good position to kiss my ass ߒ