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What are you waiting for?
You can't blame anyone else if you fall in your
driveway... That's your own asphalt.
SOME MOMS
HAVE TATTOOS
THICK THIGHS
THIN PATIENCE
AND CUSS
100 MUCH.
-It's me, l'm some moms
We shouldn't have to know what people are going through for us to have the common courtesy to be nice to them.
A pinch of soul
with a whole lot of sass a sprinkle of naughty and just enough class.
The strength of a warrior and a go-to-hell glare a past that's not perfect because life isn't fair.
A sailor's mouth
with a heart full of love,
that's what I’m made of
Next time I feel butterflies I'm chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.
Only trust someone who can see these three things in you:
The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.
Never tell a woman to calm down when she is mad.
It's like baptizing a cat, it just ain't going to work.
A lion will never eat grass, no matter how hungry it is. Be like a lion, never lower your standards because of hunger for relationship or friendship.
You can’t go back and change the beginning , but you can start where you are and change the ending.
Happy New Year’s Eve xoxo
Look at this weather being all springy and cute like it didn’t try to kill us last week.
Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row one of the Fluffy Fuqers wanders off
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Don’t judge people for the choices they make when you don’t know the options they had to choose from.
Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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