reasons

LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF ROCK, GET YOUR ASSES IN THERE!!!!

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard!

Live in House of Rock, come join in on the fun and kick ass music.

I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.

I am currently LIVE in House of Rock, get your asses in there and rock out with us.

What kind of magic spells you use?

You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What Power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? remind me of the babe!

on air in HoR come visit kick back and listen to some kickass tunes.. http://fubar.com/lounge/hor

R.I.P Christopher Lee and Dusty "The American Dream" Rhodes.

I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me

Ray, next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

We all go a little mad sometimes.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.