If you are going to call the cops every time you see me in the bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.

When I offer to wash your back, all you have to say is Yes or No. Not all this "Who are you, and how did you get in here?" nonsense.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Schwing

You remind me of the babe, What babe? babe with the power, What power? power of voodoo, Who do? you do, Do what? remind me of the babe.

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'Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.'

Bah Humbug

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TY for all those in the Top 250 that helped me level!!!

I need to be rated 11 seven times by members in the top 250. Can I get any help with that?

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I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night.

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You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views.

We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good, you’ve got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

need 1 more bomb to level, hit me up if you are bombing people plz.