"Single" Is not a status, it is a good word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. This person chooses own life path.

Life is too short and pointless to waste it on hating other people

There are a bunch of whiney ass bitches on here today! More than the normal quota.. I think it's time for some of y'all to just log off. That is all...

Get your poo shoes! Come get your poo shoes here! They're free, and free is good, right? ☆

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours ☆

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?

Wooohooo!! I'm going to the beach for the weekend! Much needed mini vacay to Galveston! *happy dance* ♡

I was gonna take over the world this morning but I over slept.... Postponed... Again... ☆

Relax, we are all crazy, it's not a competition ☆

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which she never shows to anybody ☆

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people ♡

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil

... just when I thought I had all the answers, some bastard went and changed all the questions.

How the hell do I have NEGATIVE 18 ability points?! I'm confused, I've barely used my points today... Wtf?

The purple monkeys are out to get me...I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes...they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.

Cops don't like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don't care ☆

I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some everynite... and if I'm lucky I get some during the day

When I text I use the word duck a lot. Mainly because auto-correct is a ditch.