It's so quiet in here, it's almost like a library. Wtf ƪ(‾.‾“)┐

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Sleepy time now. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow, maybe not... We'll see if the time portal gets me again... Nighty night ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Whoa! I'm back! I got lost in some time portal, and now I'm here after 3 years. Crazy times 😜

Awkwafeena- Queef..... look it up, you won't be disappointed...

Straight up. I belong in Ireland.....

Mothah fuckin aye, man

Boo Yaah!

I suck as a person, I just want to be a cat ♡

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink ☆ I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink ♡ I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink ☆

Whoa! Holy crap! I just realized... it's f!@$ing Friday! When did this happen?!

☆You're soooo vain, you probably think this status is about you, don't chyou, don't chyouuuu☆

She’s well-acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand like a lizard on a windowpane ♡

So let's get to the point,☆ let's roll another joint♡ Let's head on down the road☆ There's somewhere I gotta go♡

So let's get to the point,☆ let's roll another joint♡ Let's head on down the road☆ There's somewhere I gotta go♡

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green ♡ Towering over your head ☆ Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes ♡ And she's gone ☆

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green ♡ Towering over your head ☆ Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes ♡ And she's gone ☆

She has robes and she has monkeys ♡ Lazy diamond studded flunkies ☆ She has wisdom and knows what to do ♡

I am the dream. You are the dreamer ☆

From morning's first light to night's last star, Always remember, you are special! ... Unless you're a murderer or pedophile... ☆