| Title | Status | Views | Comments | Votes | Results | |
| Normal | expired | 130 | 5 | 1 | | Church |  33.3% (1 votes) |
| Pretend Your Happy | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Vote Trump | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Go to the Buckle | 0% (0 votes) |
| Become a Soccer Coach | 0% (0 votes) |
| Like Sports | 0% (0 votes) |
| Hang out at Strip Clubs | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cheat on Your Taxes | 0% (0 votes) |
| Smile A Lot | 0% (0 votes) |
| Buy A Sports Car | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Antisocial | expired | 2 | 3 | 1 | | Nothing | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Fubar | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Me | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| You | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Deadly Virus | expired | 137 | 14 | 1 | | (E) Bola | 71.4% (5 votes) |
| (A) Bola | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| (D) Bola | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| (B) Bola | 0% (0 votes) |
| (C) Bola | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Lifestyles of the Rich and Senile | expired | 124 | 8 | 0 | | This is your Mumm, seriously? | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| Lido | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cortez | 0% (0 votes) |
| Siesta | 0% (0 votes) |
| Venice | 0% (0 votes) |
| Yeah, I'm tired. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Chop My Fro and Let It Flo | expired | 2 | 7 | 0 | | Option WTF | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| Option KOKO | 0% (0 votes) |
| Option RJB | 0% (0 votes) |
| Option IPTF | 0% (0 votes) |
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| CASE FOR EXECUTING STUPID PEOPLE? | expired | 80 | 38 | 2 | | Save North West! | 40.0% (4 votes) |
| Burn Him! | 40.0% (4 votes) |
| Kill Kanye | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Kanye is Cool.. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| RALPH WILSON HAD TO DIE FOR OUR SINS. | expired | 77 | 7 | 6 | | You're Dreaming | 60.0% (6 votes) |
| The Non-Believer Option | 30.0% (3 votes) |
| KELLY KELLY KELLY | 10.0% (1 votes) |
| It's a Deathwish! | 0% (0 votes) |
| 1977 is Around the Corner | 0% (0 votes) |
| LACES OUT | 0% (0 votes) |
| Buffalo Bills SUPERBOWL | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Big Life Changes | expired | 79 | 7 | 2 | | Go with God Brother | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Quitters Never Win! | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Got Your Back! | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| I Will Pray For You | 0% (0 votes) |
| Don't Do It Man! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Sociopathic Narcissism - Is it bad? | expired | 2 | 10 | 0 | | I Want a Golden Egg! | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Grow Up Brat | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| LowDownCheapLilPunk | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Everyone is Like That | 0% (0 votes) |
| You're a Creep | 0% (0 votes) |
| You're a Pig | 0% (0 votes) |
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| La Farmacia por Medica excelencia | expired | 1 | 19 | 2 | | You Win At Fubar | 62.5% (5 votes) |
| Xanax + Ambien | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Xanax+Ambien+Aderral | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Lithium+Xanax+Oxycodone | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Adderal+Oxycodone | 0% (0 votes) |
| Demerol+Visceral+Xanax | 0% (0 votes) |
| Vicodin+Xanax+Adderal | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tramadol+Oxy+Xanax+Ambien | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Sam's Club is PEOPLE! | expired | 77 | 14 | 4 | | Seems Legit | 60.0% (3 votes) |
| I Want A Redeye Burger | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| Run Away! Run Away! | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| EXTERMINATE. | 0% (0 votes) |
| I Lost My Mom to Sam's Club | 0% (0 votes) |
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| The Daily Deluxe Combo Meal, AKA: SUICIDE PACT. | expired | 74 | 2 | 1 | | Xanax+Coke+Weed+E | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Ambien+Heroin+GBH | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Tea+Whippits+Vodka | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Coke+Percoset+Jack | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bud Light+Coke+Weed | 0% (0 votes) |
| Whiskey+Schnapps+Codeine | 0% (0 votes) |
| Coke+BudLight | 0% (0 votes) |
| 2LHoneyJim+Red Bull | 0% (0 votes) |
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| P to the A to the Y to the B to the A to the C to the K | expired | 94 | 1 | 0 | | My Mom | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| My Drug Dealer | 0% (0 votes) |
| My Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
| My Other Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
| Your Girlfriend | 0% (0 votes) |
| Your Mom | 0% (0 votes) |
| My Boss | 0% (0 votes) |
| My FWB | 0% (0 votes) |
| My Best Friend | 0% (0 votes) |
| You | 0% (0 votes) |
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| This Is For All You Alcoholics Out There | expired | 2 | 6 | 5 | | Alcohol Poisoning - Duh! | 60.0% (3 votes) |
| Drunk! | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| Lush! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Hoar! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tool! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bling Head! | 0% (0 votes) |
| HoboHumpinSloboBabe | 0% (0 votes) |
| Yo! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Hey! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Yeah | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Delusions of Grandeur | expired | 78 | 4 | 7 | | Who are you? | 50.0% (5 votes) |
| Hell no! | 30.0% (3 votes) |
| Wha? | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Oh yeah! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Too Drunk To MUMM | expired | 72 | 11 | 1 | | BARF | 50.0% (4 votes) |
| More of All of the Above! | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Have More Jim Beam! | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| More Captain Morgans! | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| More Black Velvet! | 0% (0 votes) |
| More Schnapps! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Hoar Hoar Hoar Fo' Moar Moar Moar | expired | 74 | 3 | 2 | | Up | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| You Have a Profile Pic? | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| You Hoar | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Other | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Down | 0% (0 votes) |
| You Are a Cave Man | 0% (0 votes) |
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| PLEASE DO **NOT** LIKE ME! | expired | 80 | 3 | 1 | | Mumms are NOT 4 Likes | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| This MUMM Rules | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Other | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| SO SELF RIGHTEOUS | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| YOU ARE DISGUSTING | 0% (0 votes) |
| OMG! JUST 4 LIKES!? | 0% (0 votes) |
| Please Do | 0% (0 votes) |
| Please Do Not | 0% (0 votes) |
| No, Eat EGGS 4 Breakfast | 0% (0 votes) |
| No, Buy an IPOD | 0% (0 votes) |
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| The Generous Will Themselves Be Blessed | expired | 1 | 34 | 5 | | Wounded Warrior | 50.0% (4 votes) |
| Anonymous | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Hospice | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Rand Paul | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| NRA | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Ron Paul | 0% (0 votes) |
| R.A.I.N. | 0% (0 votes) |
| Spec. Ops. Warrior | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cato Institute | 0% (0 votes) |
| Get a Shot at My Money | 0% (0 votes) |
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| A Message from THE FLAT EARTH Society to FUBAR | expired | 76 | 12 | 0 | | They Allow You On Fubar? | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| OF COURSE It's Flat! | 0% (0 votes) |
| I Fell Off the Edge Once | 0% (0 votes) |
| Where's the Proof!? | 0% (0 votes) |
| Seems Legit... | 0% (0 votes) |
| Crazy Talk | 0% (0 votes) |
| Google Earth LIES! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Thank You 4 Exposing! | 0% (0 votes) |
| I Have Proof! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Fubar Would Be Sleazy If Your Colors Were Like My Dream | expired | 86 | 8 | 3 | | Go to Disney World | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Sky Dive Off Golden Gate | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Fubar Logo Tramp Stamp | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Start a Cult | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Strap C-4 to My Laptop | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Stare At Crown and Cry | 0% (0 votes) |
| Ritual Suicide | 0% (0 votes) |
| Enter Public Office | 0% (0 votes) |
| I am Out of Options | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Tramp Stamp Sponsored by Fubar! :) | expired | 79 | 14 | 1 | | EPIC | 30.0% (3 votes) |
| Smoke Crack Much? | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Yes! Naaaooo!!! | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Pics or It Never Happened | 20.0% (2 votes) |
| Ouch.. I'm in Pain | 10.0% (1 votes) |
| You've Lost the Plot | 0% (0 votes) |
| Disgusting | 0% (0 votes) |
| Spank this MUMM | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Human Bulldozing | expired | 78 | 21 | 1 | | Politely Ask to Move | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Claim Your Wife Is Pregnant | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Lighter, Rag, Smirnoff | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Whine and Moan | 0% (0 votes) |
| Make a Stupid Irritated Face | 0% (0 votes) |
| Fake an Emergency | 0% (0 votes) |
| Football Drive the People Away | 0% (0 votes) |
| Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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| The Lord of the Golf Clubs: Fellowship of the Putter | expired | 73 | 2 | 0 | | One Of them is Being Licked? | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Mr Frodo! Mr Frodo! | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| GANDALF | 0% (0 votes) |
| Drunk, why not? | 0% (0 votes) |
| Must Destroy The Putter | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sargon's Gaze is On Me | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bilbao Lives! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Imma Gonna Air Mah Laundry List | expired | 88 | 32 | 3 | | Wash Like a Maniac | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| Coin Laundry | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Call Mom | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Cram Load Washer | 0% (0 votes) |
| Buy All New Clothes | 0% (0 votes) |
| Dress Like a Homeless Bum | 0% (0 votes) |
| Hire a Maid | 0% (0 votes) |
| Dry Clean Every Ting | 0% (0 votes) |
| You're Offering to be My Maid | 0% (0 votes) |
| Rip it! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| STRESS CAFFEINE CHEMICAL Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn | expired | 98 | 5 | 2 | | Sex0rz | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Fubar | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Buddha | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Meditation | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Prayer | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Comment on MUMMS | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Beer | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cigs | 0% (0 votes) |
| Punching Bag | 0% (0 votes) |
| Wank | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Winner Winner Laksa Angel Dinner! | expired | 81 | 45 | 1 | | No Dinner for You! | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| #69 | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| #49 | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| A Thai National | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| #89 | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bubble Tea | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Oh Me So Stooopid | expired | 76 | 6 | 1 | | Gingko-Biloba | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Less Time on Fubar | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Transplant with an Ape | 0% (0 votes) |
| Lobotomy | 0% (0 votes) |
| LSD | 0% (0 votes) |
| ECT | 0% (0 votes) |
| Luminosity.com | 0% (0 votes) |
| More Time on Fubar | 0% (0 votes) |
| Crank | 0% (0 votes) |
| You're Hopeless Redeye! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Aliens Among Us | expired | 3 | 6 | 3 | | Option A | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Option C | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Option B | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Option D | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Post Your Own Alien | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Blingbastic Blingday of Blingatron Man | expired | 79 | 11 | 5 | | ZOMG Yes | 62.5% (5 votes) |
| It keeps good for 6hrs | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Afterwords, I need a cig | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Maybe.. five minutes of perky | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Eh, maybe 12 hours | 0% (0 votes) |
| I am a God for 3 Hours | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bling is better than Money | 0% (0 votes) |
| 30 secs, back to miserable | 0% (0 votes) |
| I HATE BLING | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bling is for Suckers Like You! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| The Stars At Night are Big and Bright..... | expired | 73 | 1 | 0 | | Out of Texas | 40.0% (2 votes) |
| San Antonio | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| El Paso.. A STEP up. | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| Dallas, It's Big | 20.0% (1 votes) |
| Austin, It's Weird | 0% (0 votes) |
| Houston, It's Hot | 0% (0 votes) |
| Paris, It has Soup | 0% (0 votes) |
| Waco... Go Baylor! | 0% (0 votes) |
| Where is Texas? | 0% (0 votes) |
| And yeah. | 0% (0 votes) |
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| TRAUMA TRAUMA TRAUMA WARD | expired | 2 | 5 | 4 | | Option B | 100.0% (4 votes) |
| Option A | 0% (0 votes) |
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| I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT | expired | 83 | 0 | 1 | | A Martini | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Annestahh | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Oatmeal | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Monogrammed silk handkerchief | 16.7% (1 votes) |
| Faulkner | 0% (0 votes) |
| Black Caviar | 0% (0 votes) |
| A M16 | 0% (0 votes) |
| A Hand Grenade | 0% (0 votes) |
| Deviled Eggs | 0% (0 votes) |
| I've Heard It All Before! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| get high so high with a big red eye | expired | 75 | 6 | 2 | | O-Z-Z-Y | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Snoop Dogg | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| George H.W. Bush | 0% (0 votes) |
| James Spader | 0% (0 votes) |
| Malcolm McDowell | 0% (0 votes) |
| Marilyn Manson | 0% (0 votes) |
| Charles Manson | 0% (0 votes) |
| O'Shea Jackson | 0% (0 votes) |
| Vladimir Putin | 0% (0 votes) |
| Not a Mumm Grump Grump Oi | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Sell Your Soul to The Like Button | expired | 95 | 10 | 0 | | This is Crazy (Comment) | 57.1% (4 votes) |
| Murder | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| Lie | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cheat | 0% (0 votes) |
| Steal | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sell Your Mother | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sell Your Sister | 0% (0 votes) |
| Renounce your Citizenship | 0% (0 votes) |
| Kidnap and Hold Ransom | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Mummos: The Fubars of Fate | expired | 74 | 11 | 3 | | Twilight | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| Help Me Out (Comment) | 42.9% (3 votes) |
| Gigli | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Manos: The Hands of Fate | 0% (0 votes) |
| Battlefield Earth | 0% (0 votes) |
| Jack and Jill | 0% (0 votes) |
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| How to Be a Pimp | expired | 79 | 7 | 5 | | Lots of Ho's | 55.6% (5 votes) |
| Purple Caddillac | 33.3% (3 votes) |
| Perfect Pimp Slap | 11.1% (1 votes) |
| Gold Chain | 0% (0 votes) |
| Good Drugs | 0% (0 votes) |
| I Am Disgusted By You | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Keep the Eye in the Sky | expired | 76 | 5 | 0 | | Other | 100.0% (2 votes) |
| Drink 2 More Amps | 0% (0 votes) |
| Excercise | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tea | 0% (0 votes) |
| Coffee | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sugar | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Animate My Fate! | expired | 1 | 3 | 0 | | Dancing With My Dachsunds | 100.0% (1 votes) |
| Tieing a Tie | 0% (0 votes) |
| Breakdancing on my Bed | 0% (0 votes) |
| Screaming Obscenities | 0% (0 votes) |
| Doing the Maccarenna | 0% (0 votes) |
| Doing the Dougie | 0% (0 votes) |
| Doing Jumping Jacks | 0% (0 votes) |
| Praying for Fu-Givness | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sock It To This Jerk! | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Gettin' Religion | expired | 79 | 2 | 4 | | Go to Church | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Read the Bible | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| See Your Psychiatrist | 0% (0 votes) |
| Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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