me: boobies make me smile lol jenn: ur boobies make me smile me: heehee i have the bes boobies jenn: you do. you know i love them
-Desiree -bday's sept.26 buy me somethin nice -5'4 -pink highlights -pink green blue= favs -really ditzy -dork -i snort when i laugh -if i trust u feel special -i take my anger out with a volleyball -want 2 be a probation officer -im weird -hate chocolate -airheads are the best -vanilla ice cream plz -im so smart im stupid [sometimes] -i like metal but ill listen 2 like hip hop 2 -i can be the biggest bitch u kno -i want a family -should have grown up n the 70's-80's -pretty boring -the best pizza is no pizza at all -cheese is gross -i think my fav food is green beans? maybe lol -no job at the moment -no college either...
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * this is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.
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The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
(“Life is the art of drawing without an eraser)
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