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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR
DUST!!!!!!
One evening a husband, thinking
he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start
washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and
decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go
unrewarded.
The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is
this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when
he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the
bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker.
'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
