A distinguished young woman, on a flight from Switzerland, asked the
>>Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
>>
>>
>> "Of course, what may I do for you?"
>>
>>
>> "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
>>mother's birthday that is unopened and well over Customs' limits, and I'm
>>afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
>>Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
>>
>>
>> "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
>>
>>
>> "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
>>
>>
>> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
>> The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
>>
>>
>> "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
>>
>>
>> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
>>have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
>>
>>
>> "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
>>which is, to date, unused."
>>
>>
>> Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
>>
