Husky Redneck's blog: "Uhuh"

I was sitting outside watching my two Huskies when the true understandingof the term "bitch" hit me. Cody was playing with a ball, not unlike any other day. When Tieba my female decided she wanted it. She then proceeded to strut infront of Cody with her tail high in the air rubbing herself on him, promising acts of satisfaction. Once he got up, dropped the ball and tried to recieve what he was promised he was denied. The defanition of bitch right down to the simplicity of domesticated animals.

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the most handsome man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Angelina Jolie smiled and said " I am the sexiest woman there is according to the mirror. Brad Pitt lifted his sad, handsome face and said... "Who the hell is Husky Redneck ??"