Slee's blog: "Uhhh"

Merry christmas!!! — Tuesday, April 11, 2006 The world has flipped upside down..... Thank you to all you who have posted rants about people saying happy hollidays now instead of merry christmas. It's something I was going to write about before and forgot. It still comes kinda hard for me to believe. How bizarre the world gets. But it's a very good thing. Things are finally starting to come around full circle... Yes, today in the here and now Christians, Yes you heard me right, Christians and their advocacy groups, are upset that people are complaining about the things they say. How dare they try to censor you guys. Not you who don't want walmart to sell cd's with cussing, or mature video games. Not you people who give me dirty looks and tell me to watch my language, not you people who feel the need to controll what other people see, hear, sell, and do all the time. How could anyone ever have a problem with the stuff you say? So say it loud, say it proud, Merry fucking christmas!!!! How does it fell now, BITCHES!!!

   So here's my idea:
In this app, you can pimp your friends out. First you select the friends you want to pimp out. Second, you select the services they offer as well as the prices for such services. The price then goes up, as other people select the services they want from those people. People who recieve such services can rate the quality of them. This rating will be seen by others before purchasing such services.
    Prices will rise and fall with demand, and ratings, but may be set by the pimp as desireable. So you can wait for natural market fluxes, or decide someone is worth more and raise their price betting people will still choose that person for those services. Sometimes people assume the quality of things based on the price, which is why people feel good paying for overpriced things even if they aren't that great. If the simple cost of something, no matter the quality of it makes it a rarity, then it's actual worth may rise. People can feel " cool " knowing not many people have what they have, or done what they did. You could even set limits on how many services any one of your workers will ever perform, or maybe how many times they will perform a particular service.
      Events will happen randomly throughout the app. One of your whores will steal from you, and so you have to choose your method of disciplinning them. Options may include various types of beating, or other creative or more intelligent meathods of teaching them a lesson. Rival pimps may invade your territory, and you can choose how to deal with that situation as well. City officials and police and such will be other types of issues to deal with. Your political agenda as the city's overseer of those services to people who want or need them will have to be thought about. Are you going to get prostitution legalized? How so? Are you going to bribe people to legalize it? ( Have lobbyists ), or pay people to just keep their mouth shut. Are you going to threaten people if they want to shut you down? How vicsous are your threats going to be? How vicious are you going to carry them out? Torture, killing? Other things? You have to think about how to deal with the problems that come with the important role you play in the city you live in.
      Customization. Just about everyone wants customization. You can customize your outfits and weopons. You can get skill points in polictics, intimidation, strength, and so forth. You can choose your class as fighter, politicion, " aggressive interigator " , or others. You can buy brothels and get all sorts of decorations and upgrades for them. You can customize your whores outfits, as well as personalities. You can have ditzy, or dark, or whatever you, or your clients so dezier. You can have a dark cheerleader, or a ditzy goth. People like creating their own thing, they can feel unique that way. You could create whores and write their storylines. The original idea was to just use your friends as whores though. So I'll have to think further on how to straighten that one out.
   Updates:
 Everyone likes updates. Updates would include new clothes, fetishes, and other things. Zombie brothels, or any other ideas that the consumers request. Dynamic and fluid and such is how things should be. The creation can grow with the imaginations of the developer ( me ) and it's consumers.

Disclaimer:
     This is just a game or app idea. I'm not a pimp or any kind of sextrade worker. I don't really know how it works in real life, or my ideas would pan out in reality. I am not responsible for people starting their own legal, or illeagle operations due to reading this blog.  In this blog I am not encouraging or discouraging pimps, hoes, beating, torturing, bribing, or any other kind of activity. If you want to know my thoughts on such things, send me a message.
    P.S. If you steal my idea, Well, if I wrote the things that would happen to you then even if I didn't do them and they happened, I'd probably still be arrested. You can assume from the previous writing though that my demented mind may not function on your reality and things you really don't want to happen to you, WOULD. Because of like bad karma? And not me tracking you down, as i defiantly could and would.

     I discovered my vents were filthy the other day. 40-50 years of crapp in them possibly? The heater doesn't even have a space for a filter. I wake up feelling like shit if I sleep in my bed, which is below the vent. There is also a vent above the stove, so all that crap blows down in our food if we cook. The Mick, the landlord didn't even know there wasn't a filter on the heater. I think today the heater will be moddified to have a filter. Then thursday Mick says he will clean out the vent. I'm going to take before and after pictures.
        I've been pretty sick. I'm on the downhill side of things now I think. I hacked up solid bloody flem the other day. It scared me. I've never hacked anything like that up before, and I've had sinus problems my whole life. It scared me a bit. I figure I took pictures of it. I figure I'll document everything just incase I die or something. It can be used as evidence for wrongful death suite maybe.
     I haven't drank in over a week, I think. I think I'm depressed or something. Right now I don't want to be in my house with the filthy air that comes out my vents, but I don't have the motivation to go anywhere else. I don't even know where I'd want to go if I did have enough motivation to get out of here. I still need a place I can escape to. I've been playing lots of videogames lately. Army of Two, Bayonetta, Lost planet 2, FF XIII, and Yesterday I play Assasin's Creed II. I play Fallout New Vegas off and on, but it freezes. It's really fucking annoying, cool game other than that though. It's the newest one I have.
    There was other stuff I was going to talk about, but I think I'm about sick of writing. The friends that I would hangout with are too far away to do that right now. Many of them live in other states. Some started there, and some moved away. Something I don't blame them for, because Utah sux. Hell, I joined the army, went to texas, then later went to North Dakota to get away. After I finish this part of college, I'm going to leave again to somewhere. Until then, If you are a cool Utah person and want to hangout, then let me know. I'm up for about anything, playing videogames, watching movies, snow sports, drinking while the previous, or whatever comes to mind.

words are cool. better than virtual drinks. Someone write me something please?

So............... Y o u, yes meaning you personaly don't want to read this. Your mormbiid facination will prevent you from not reading this.
   

..    Note to myself,- only say bite harder 3 times atmost no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time.  Ouch!!! Yes, that is an understatment. Fucking fucking hell shit motherfucker, is more accurate. The most interesting part of the situation is the most intense pain was not at the point of the biting on my uh... cock. NO sugurcoating here.
     Luckily afterwardz I still had some Jack left for a general anestetic. Yes, spelling is for sheep. Rough, hard biting oral pleasures are for real men. :)