47 Year Old
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Male
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From Texarkana, TX·
Joined on July 6, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on July 3rd
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I have a crush on someone!
47 Year Old
·
Male
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From Texarkana, TX·
Joined on July 6, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on July 3rd
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I have a crush on someone!
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Species: Male Identifier: Dan aka Dan Habitat: East Texas, Southwest Arkansas, Southeast Oklahoma, Northern Lousiana
Maybe seen streaking thru listed territories, especially during lightening storms.
Diet: Chicken, Fish, Beef, Vegtables, Fruits, and Chocolate Pies. Significant
research suggest that the introduction of chocolate pies may persuade the creature
to become more passive and controllable.
Sleep pattern: Reports indicate early morning activities therefore indicating "a
early to sleep early to rise" pattern but these reports have not been substantiated.
What we know: Facts -------- Male Summer climate change brings a significant brown tone to subjects skin. Hair style differentiates unpredictably Pheromone levels indicate a strong probability this creature mates wildly. Uses expressive hand jestures.
47 Year Old
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Male
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From Texarkana, TX·
Joined on July 6, 2007
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Relationship status: In a relationship
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Born on July 3rd
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I'm only here for the peanuts.
Music
Here's a poem by the 17th Century poet, Matsuo Basho:
The first cold shower; Even the monkey seems to want A little coat of straw.
GUN N ROSES TESLA RAY VAHN EAGLES LINKIN PARK MOST TRANCE THE UNDERGROUND SEATTLE BANDS ALICE AN CHAINS OR ALICE IN CHAINS (ONE OF THOSE) FREAK MEHARD SPANK ME RUB MY BUTT BACH MOZART SOMETIMES MEFARTS CANDY APPLE PARTY FACTORY WASH TWICEADAY SIT ONMYFACE PANCAKE BLUE THE WICKED PRINCE STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SWALLOW ANYONE POCKET FULL OF NUMBERS SHOWME YOURBOOBS PRINCE HANS ZIMMER VANILLA ICE ZZ TOP 2LIVE CREW
Latest Status
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