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47 Year Old · Male · From Texarkana, TX · Joined on July 6, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on July 3rd · I have a crush on someone!
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Species: Male
Identifier: Dan aka Dan
Habitat: East Texas, Southwest Arkansas, Southeast Oklahoma, Northern Lousiana

Maybe seen streaking thru listed territories, especially during lightening storms.

Diet: Chicken, Fish, Beef, Vegtables, Fruits, and Chocolate Pies. Significant

research suggest that the introduction of chocolate pies may persuade the creature

to become more passive and controllable.

Sleep pattern: Reports indicate early morning activities therefore indicating "a

early to sleep early to rise" pattern but these reports have not been substantiated.

What we know:
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Male
Summer climate change brings a significant brown tone to subjects skin.
Hair style differentiates unpredictably
Pheromone levels indicate a strong probability this creature mates wildly.
Uses expressive hand jestures.







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47 Year Old · Male · From Texarkana, TX · Joined on July 6, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on July 3rd · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I'm only here for the peanuts.









Music



Here's a poem by the 17th Century poet, Matsuo Basho:

The first cold shower;
Even the monkey seems to want
A little coat of straw.








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GUN N ROSES
TESLA
RAY VAHN
EAGLES
LINKIN PARK
MOST TRANCE
THE UNDERGROUND SEATTLE BANDS
ALICE AN CHAINS OR ALICE IN CHAINS (ONE OF THOSE)
FREAK MEHARD
SPANK ME
RUB MY BUTT
BACH
MOZART
SOMETIMES MEFARTS
CANDY APPLE PARTY FACTORY
WASH TWICEADAY
SIT ONMYFACE
PANCAKE BLUE
THE WICKED PRINCE
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
SWALLOW ANYONE
POCKET FULL OF NUMBERS
SHOWME YOURBOOBS
PRINCE
HANS ZIMMER
VANILLA ICE
ZZ TOP
2LIVE CREW





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  • Dan aka Dan ConFUscuious say: Man going through airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok
    13 years ago · Comment

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  • Someone ⇒ Dan aka Dan
    He is not suffering anymore....thus in a much better place

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    can you hang!!!tell them sassy sent ya and dont forget to subscribe>

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  • sweetyissoniceDan aka Dan
    WANT ONE BACK! You've been blown a KISS.If u get 1-3 ur sweet, 4-6 adorable, 7-9 freakin hot.So start blowin them kisses"If you get 5 back your spoiledso get kissin :)

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  • Someone ⇒ Dan aka Dan
    Happy Birthday

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