>>It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in
>> it, but here is one:
>>
>>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
>>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
>>the
>> birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? "The birch
>>says
>>he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The
>>birch
>>says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
>>is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
>> "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
>> however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
