stRAnGEr's blog: "Twisted Existence"

Today I bought the ATHF Movie. For those of you who don't know what it is: The full title is as follows... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For The Theaters For DVD People who speak in as much incoherent stupidity as I do are just weird, but likeable. So in somewhat mundane news of the normal... I think I have developed an attraction to the day shift girl at Speedway. I find myself with more $0.10 off and Free Fountain Drink coupons than one man can handle. Tomorrow I will take my lucky rock in my pocket and go back there to put an end to this mental chaos. After a year of being solo I can either end up with a full time partner or be no worse for trying. I hear through my network of contacts that she is a wild child, bisexual and a dominant. We shall see.... -Robert

If it feels weird when you push on it you should stop soon... Power is a good thing when it doesn't come with consequences. Long hours, no one who talks to you long enough to see how powerful you are and, of course, the people who know you have authority and are drawn to you like a moth to a flame and will not leave you alone. I have looked up from my desk and work and seen people hovering by the windowed store front, inhaling cigarettes and peering through the clouded glass just to see if I'm around. When they notice me they smile and beckon me out into the blinding sun amid the smell of diesel trucks and fermenting trash from the county dump across the street. Somehow I loathe these people, not entirely based upon the fact they never bring anything of interest to my life, but more or less because they become increasingly more distracting to my daily routine and I associate them with discomfort and rotting refuse. They are a blight upon my being and should be content to impose upon my life only briefly and within the confines of my work environment. In my dealings with society I have found one thing to hold true with all the people I consider to be socially acceptable, somewhat intelligent and generally useful parts of the world machine: People who cross state lines in their search for a settling point seem to be more levelheaded and well versed. I'm not sure why, but every strange person I meet in life that I don't want to kill within the first minute will end up having lived in more than one state. Also I just seem to like people that are more or less free of regional dialect and accents. ;) -Robert

Yes, I really did. It sits on my dash and sometimes I dangle him out the window or sunroof and let him feel the breeze... So I was thinking I had unlimited data all this time I have been poking around the internet on my cell phone...turns out I had a 5Mb data package billed at $0.01 per Kb overrage. LOL I'll have to post *that* bill when it comes in next month. Also I must give a shout to HP on the construction of this laptop (dv5220us)...I came in from smoking at my friend's house and his son was kneeling on my overturned laptop trying to pound both of my IR DVD remotes into the case, not a scratch or any signs of damage other than the heart condition I suffered as a result. So I am on vacation next week...I believe I have settled a very simple bar hopping expedition. I have enough money saved up for one hell of a weekend or an entire week of bottom shelf drinking and hotel rooms in cities I have never heard of filled with people that you are better off forgetting the morning after. *grin* -Robert

A mindless alteration of abnormal aborations. Sinking slowly, seeking; lonely. Oblivious to those around me. Incidious to those who found me. Neurosis of the Consciousness. A toast to those who sin the best. Rape me hate me masturbate me. Abuse confuse and masicate me. I am the Walrus. So it's less than 1 month until the WEBN / AT&T Fireworks...awesome...there is only one tree between both bridges on the Kentucky side of the river...I hope it's still there this year. Has been every year I've been alive, somehow I feel connected to that lonesme tree. -Robert

So yeah, it's been a while. A long while.... House hunting not going so well, too picky I suppose. I gave up looking for a homestead and started roaming. I have gone completely mobile. In fact this message is being sent with my cell phone bluetoothed to my laptop. *smirk* Not quite sure what happened to this place since I left...but it is definately fubar. At any rate...changes in my life over recent months... I now manage Aaron's Sales and Lease (happened right before I left here) I have gotten two salary increases in the last six months due to winning two Store of the Month awards for my region...the salary is nice, but the awards are preprinted form letters shoved in Dollar Store plastic picture frames and one was busted when I received it. LOL I see Fonicates has the spotlight once again and I Love Sporks is still asking me to begin the Spork Wars Saga... I have become somewhat of a high roller what with my huge salary and no expenses situation. Nothing solid on the girlfiend front, but several requests and numerous tromps. *smirk* Money really does buy happiness, don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. I have many things to catch up on in my online reality so drop me a line and sorry to all the friends I abandoned for the last six months...I will catch up with everyone in due time. -Robert

Thought I could leave without a meaningless rant about nothing, but I was wrong.... I have upgraded my pc yet again (new graphics card this time)...So those of you that I know personally who like to post nudes: I can now zoom in so close I can see your pores :-D So far life is awesome. I haven't found anyone long term yet, but I have had a lot of *ahem* fun with people that I have met. Hopefully the living arrangements will settle down again, but in the meantime that part sucks. The money does NOT SUCK. Money is friggin awesome right now and I keep getting raises and bonuses which rocks!! Still taking way too many bears to put this old dog down though...I had hoped that wouldn't be a problem any longer. Off to rejoin the party! I will be online very soon though so bear with me. -Robert

I am not dead, just still house hunting as a result of the split...rough guess (4-6 weeks tops) and I will have another house and be back online permanently. I have plenty of stories from the last few months, but not enough time to write them all out right now. Bear with me and I shall return before you know it, or want me to.... LOL -Robert

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N.F.B. by Anthrax We fell in love at first sight I can't explain the feelings When i first saw you We were so so happy A life of love sweet honey child You'll always be mine But then i played the fool I never meant to hurt you Or sleep with all your friends We reconciled we found ourselves Our love was meant to be Oh baby can't you see You left me standing in the mud Crying to myself A heart so full of pain But we fell in love again This time forever True love prevails over all She got hit by a truck -Robert

So my employees convince me to go spend some money on Christmas decorations for our store's tree...I'm gone maybe 20 minutes and when I return 5 Employees 4 Versions of what really happened 3 Police Officers 2 Police Cruisers 1 Lover's Rectangle gone ALL WRONG 0 Tolerance And my Regional Manager wants me to take a WHOLE DAY OFF. As if! -Robert