Twas the night before last
When all through the lounge
Not a profile had been rated
Without NSFWs to arouse
When all of sudden
There a rose such a fap
It was some hot Asian on cam
In some Asian hottie's lap
And as my chimney rose
Like Yule Log smoke
Just as I was about to pop the champagne
Something stopped my chicken choke
I realized there was more to Life
Than Fubucks and Bling
Yes, it's the sight of a gorgeous Asian
Underneath my Christmas tree
And with that, I finished off quick
Then I bid Mrs. Santa goodbye as I sneaked back out her bedroom window
Before the return of St Nick
Because, little is known that he married so well
Hugh Hefner had left him a Playboy bunny once
Mrs October Grace Kim
Long ago as he bid him farewell
And the moral of the story
And the thick of the plot
No matter what you do
Just make sure to never get caught!
